
At first couldn't connect Sanada and Oshitari whatsoever, so I read the kanjis as "Ninja feet" and thought it was some kind of martial arts Sanada performed, until I realized it was the name of the glassed tensai. If you thought that Sanada was truly obsessed with Yukimura, you can now think twice.
This panel sums up everything you are to expect from Sanada in Hyoutei. Plus violence.
Atobe, on the other hand, gives a more gentler touch to Rikkai.
Don't know what I am talking about? Did you miss part 1? Here.
NOTE: Translated "on the go", rough translation, summary almost. Please forgive me.
It is late, so I'll do another typo's revision tomorrow. Please, forgive those you find!
Oshitari takes Sanada around Hyoutei's grounds and explains where everything is.
However, Sanada keeps being distracted by Oshitari's belly.

"And where is the infirmary, Oshitari?"
"Above us."
"I SEEEEEE!?"
Sanada complains it hurt, and Oshitari said his (lascivious) stares hurt more!!
Sanada then introduces himself to the students council, explaining the situation...

...and the effect is a collective
"GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! NOOOOOOOOOOO! ATOBE SAMAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!"
Sanada feels proud of himself and his effect on the girls, it's the first time that his smexiness makes them faint.
Oshitari replies that it's better for him to keep believing that...
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Atobe announces that he is going to take Sanada's place, but he is not going to do the same things he does.
He is going to support Yukimura his own way as his vice-captain.
Yukimura: "You've heard, boys. I am counting on all of you!"

ATOBE'S WORK
Akaya doubts Atobe will be up to Sanada's position, but Atobe replies that he will work three times as hard.
Atobe then asks what kind of work does that jerk Sanada do in the morning?
Yanagi: "Don't push yourself so hard, Keigo."
Atobe: "Yanagi?"
Yanagi: "Come on, just call me Renji."

Yanagi: "From the very start of the day, there are absolutely no tasks for Sanada to do."
Atobe: "WHAT?"
Yanagi explains how much of a useless idiot Sanada is and proceeds to fill Atobe in with Sanada's day pie-chart (see faithful scanlation at the beginning)
Atobe: "Oshitari?"
Yukimura suggest to Atobe that they take a break from their obligations and taste for once the same carefree spirit as dumb-ass Sanada!
Atobe scolds Yukimura for wanting to act the stupid being the captain!
Yanagi cheers him up by reflecting on what damage could Sanada be doing to Hyoutei right now...

Yukimura: "DOOOOOOOOOOOON!"
Atobe: "Gyaaaaaaaa!!"
Yukimura then suggests to take the school desks to the school grounds and form kanji characters with them.
Atobe: "WHAAAT!?"

Yukimura: "Or let's just run away in a stolen motorbike!"
Atobe: "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU WANT ME HERE FOR!!"
Jackal: "Oioi! The bell just rang! Let's go back to class!"
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Sanada is going to take perfect care of Atobe's position, and wants Kabaji to voice his opinions to him without restraint.
"...USU."

At lunch time, Sanada is shocked to discover that Atobe has a private chef who prepares a special menu just for him.
Sanada: "What's this food? Aren't there any chopsticks?"

But Kabaji, who has been told not to hold back his opinions, shows Sanada that
"Atobe san doesn't have such vulgar manners at the table"
Oshitari: "Hahaha, now we have a funny show-time at lunch!"
Title of the movie: MY FAIR EMPEROR
RUTHLESS TENNIS
"BWAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU CAN BE AWED AT MY PROWESS!!
I LOVE YOU, OSHITARI!!!"

"I AM GOING TO BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF THAT TARUNDORU CHARACTER OF ALL OF YOU!!
I LOVE YOU, OSHITARI!!!!!"

Ohtori: "He's got quite a strength. And he is so good at tennis..."
Shishido: "Yeah...That's why I cannot talk back to him and it is so frustrating..."
Oshitari seems to be in shock that nobody notices something amiss with Sanada's WORDS.
He wonders if maybe it's just him...
And fears for this gloomy situation in which not even his fellow regulars, who have fought along his side until now, are able to retaliate.
Tarundoru character = slackers, sissy ass, they have no guts, no balls
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ICE & FIRE
When Marui misses the ball, Atobe orders him to try 30 balls more.
Akaya is angry. That's not how Sanada did things. Sanada used to SLAP whoever made a miss, like that.
Jackal: "Why me?"
Akaya can't accept such a soft method.
Atobe reminds him that he already said he was not going to follow Sanada's ways.

Atobe says it's better to employ the time in practising more (literally, the time spent hitting the ground after being hit could better be used to pick up another ball)
If they were to become better at tennis by being slapped, he would slap them all they wanted. (But he doesn't seem to think that's the way!)
Jackal is touched. Akaya is frustrated.
Marui comments on how much Akaya seems to appreciate Sanada, in spite of how often he badmouths him.
Akaya: "SHIT! I CAN'T ACCEPT THIS!!"

Atobe: "I don't dislike guys like him" And thinks: "Reminds me of Hiyoshi"
Background charas (probably Marui and Jackal): "This is so much more relaxed. Nothing to do with Sanada!"
Akaya: This is boring...Che...
Sanada in the clouds: "TARUNDORU AKAYAAAAAA!!"
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THE LAST TRUMPET AT THE END OF THE WORLD
Ohtori doen't seem too comfortable with Sanada's violents ways.
Shishido agrees, but explains that it's certain that they are becoming stronger, and that is why he wants to believe in Sanada.
Shishido: "He's pushing the club forward with his own stern convictions."
Ohtori: "Shishido-san..."
So Ohtori goes to Sanada and says that he accepts him as captain.
"Uh?"

"However, if you were ever to do anything to betray Shishido-san's hope and trust, I will use all my power to have the HAMMER OF JUSTICE fall upon you!"
And starts talking about the trumpet that announces the end of the world...
Sanada: "I don't know what you are talking about, but I accept the challenge!"
Ohtori: "Shishido-san, I feel inside me the sound of the trumpet, announcing loudly the beginning of a CRUSADE!"
Shishido: "Oh, I see that your fighting spirit has awoken, Chotaro!"
IN THE SHOWER ROOM
Oshitari: "He slapped me twice... But when Sanada is playing tennis he is..." (blush)
Sanada: "Oshitari!"
Oshitari: "HIIIIIIII!"

Sanada: "I'm sorry I hit you earlier..." (Genichiro, creating the mood at all costs)
::touchy touchy::
Oshitari: "THIS IS SO DISGUSTIIIIIIIIIIING!!"
Oshitari's heart is trembling...
Oshitari: "It's not!"
AT YANAGI'S PLACE
(Note: ウルルン滞在記 seems to be based on a TV programme, half-contest, half-documentary...)
Atobe: "That idiot Sanada, I hope he's doing his duty in my place..."
Yanagi: "Are you worried, Keigo? The truth is that I installed a micro-camera in Geni... Sanada's cap. I can now reproduce everything that Sanada put his eyes upon today."
Atobe: "Isn't that illegal?"

PIP
Atobe: "Where the hell are you looking, Sanada!!!!!"

Atobe: "No...STOP-----SANADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!"
Yanagi: "It seems you have not been able to repress those predator instincs that evolve inside you, Genichiro..."
Atobe: "RUUUUUN, OSHITARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!

Yanagi: "I'm afraid he was eaten..."
Atobe: "OSHITARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!"""
AT OSHITARI'S PLACE
Oshitari explains how Sanada can't eat the lunch that Atobe's chef prepares ("It doesn't go with my character") and Oshitari's mother offers to prepare a bento box for Gen-chan as well ♥

Sanada: "Mother-in-law!!"
Oshitari: "Wh... Mum, you don't need to do such things!"
Sanada: "One day Oshitari will be just like her..."
Oshitari: "Everything nice you do for him will turn against me!!"
THE FOLLOWING MORNING...
Impressive Love Bento...

And what's more: MATCHING BENTOS!!
Oshitari: "HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!"
TO BE CONTINUED... with the definitive effects of the exchange in both teams :D
- Music:ROSLYN - A new day has come

Comments
but.... but.....
SANADA AND YUUSHI IS MY ABSOLUTE NUMBER ONE FAVORITE PAIRING IN THE ENTIRE SERIES EVEN THO IT'S NOT EVEN ALMOST CANON.
That's like, the pairing I spend MOST OF MY TIME on in PoT! Like, with regards to making up stories in my mind, or making up stories with my friends, IT IS SANADA AND YUUSHI. IN MY MIND, THEY EVEN GOT MARRIED.
so,........ *hyperventilates* I should rly read this after work!!!!!!
*dies*
Y lo demás, genialísimo igual que lo de ayer xDD. La parte donde Akaya ve a Sanada en las nubes diciendo "Tarundoru" es brutal xDDDDDDDD. Y cuando corre en plan emo me mata.
La cara de Chotaro cuando amenaza a Sanada también es priceless y ni decir de los caretos de Oshitari, OMG XDDDDDDDDD.
Creo que es el doujin más divertido que he leído en mi vida =DDDDDD
Me encanta el apego masoquista que tiene Akaya con Sanada.
Desde luego, sí es uno de los míos XD
Yagyuu llorando de risa me terminó de matar xD Y Akaya ♥ y el pobre Jackal xDDDDDDD
Ahora... ¿Sanada/Oshitari? O_O
Después de esto estoy convencida que todas las posibles (e imposibles) parejas habidas y por haber ya han sido usadas y siempre es posible encontrar algo de ellas... cosa que me asusta y me mata (en un buen sentido) al mismo tiempo XD
Lo mejor es que aquí el dibujo es excelente, lo cual potencia el crack añun más.
Los mejores caretos los de Oshitari XDDD es como una pesadilla a lo elm street o algo así. Y pobre Kirihara XDDDDDDDDDD que monada, siempre fiel a su crackiano fukubuchou.
Atobe gana en histerismos. Pobre, pobre, pobrecillo.
Chotaroh y su martillo de la justicia FTW XD
Espérate a los caretos de la última parte.
Atobe con la chaqueta de Rikkai me hizo babear...y te adoro por ofrecer la traduccion de esta GEMA de dj XD. Me encanta.
Me alegro de que lo disfrutes. ¡Pronto la última parte!
Randomly, the doujinshi you post make me like Yukimura. Nothing like the right choice of reading after a reasonably lengthy break from the canon and fandom?
I ONLY like Yukimura in doujinshi, because of the situations he creates. I try to keep off fandom at large, and canon is pretty disappointing lately...
This is part of my not-so-secret efforts to make people keep loving PoT for what it is worth: the fun and the crack!
Thanks for sharing these with us! They are made of win, totally, ahahahhaa! Your posts are really entertaining!
Of course, friend ahead! ^__-
This makes Yukimura seem like a happy, loveable guy somehow. And WTF at Jackal's happy face. Predator!Sanada... LOLOLOOLLLLL. Poor Yuushi.
But he provides for really enternaining situations :D
Sanada se lo está pasando bomba tan cerquita de su Oshitari, déjale que sea feliz.
Lo de Akaya es un amor masoquista-filial enternecedor y preocupante a la vez.
Niou y Yagyuu quedan para la última parte, tienen su propia escena, ya verás ;D
¡Me alegro mucho!!
Yukimura then suggests to take the school desks to the school grounds and form kanji characters with them.
Yeah that sounds rather fun
or completely absurd XD and randomAtobe makes Rikkai's uniform look like something taken out of a P03N movie....
Yanagi: "I'm afraid he was eaten..."
Atobe: "OSHITARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!"""
LOOOOOOOL OSHITAR'S BEEF!
This pair is hilarious LOL WHY DIDN'T ANYONE THINK OF THIS EARLIER? Thank you so much for sharing and translating ♥♥
It seems SOMEONE actually thought of this pairing before (read the first comment to this post XDD).
You are welcome!^___- Wait for the last installment!♥
Me encantan las caras que ponen todos. Me podría hacer un mood theme sólo con este dj. Se sale.
Mil gracias por escanearlo y traducirlo *___*
¡De nada! Ya sabes que me lo paso bomba compartiendo.
Oh dios mío xDDDDD
Cada parte de este fragmento es demasiado para mi cerebro xDDDDD
-Atobe: Me agrada, me recuerda a Hiyoshi xDDDD. Sabía que en el fondo Atobe también le tenía esperanzas a Hiyoshi.
-Kirihara es un bebé xDDD y extraña a Sanada en demasía xD. Eso refuerza el padre-hijo
-Ohtori y su justicia divina xDDDDD
-Lo que no me esperé fue Sanada acosando a Oshitari xDDDDD. Hay que ver cómo Atobe defiende lo suyo :D
Es que lo de Sanada con Oshitari es la bomba, ha salido de la nada para destrozarnos los esquemas y de paso las costillas, de la risa.
This is the second time I saw this pairing, and I must say it's amusing. xD
Yuushi's mom ships Genichirou x Yuushi! :D :D
Thanks for sharing! *_*b
Oh yes, Oshitari's mom is already thinking in wedding too, me thinks.
Welcome! ^^
RE: Passion for doujinshi: that's pretty awesome! At least you can get rid of some of the stuff that you found so-so. I find Japan's industries were they deal with such second hand material (bookoff comes to mind) amazing 8D It seems like the time you spend is so worth it because, seriously, this one is a GEM XD
I think other countries should learn of the efficient second-hand trade that the Japanese enjoy here. Well, I am sure it exists in other countries, but it doesn't in mine : ( Only as "junk". It's sad.
It is worth the search, trust me. Very worth it!
This just confirms what we've known all along. The only reason why Rikkai's the champion is because its members are constantly on a drug-induced high. LOL.
thanks for sharing again~
Es genial como Sanada acosa al pobre Oshitari, los mensajes subliminales mientras jugaba tenis son lo mejor!!!
Ni que fuera Coca-cola XDDDD
Y cuando Oshitari se estaba duchando con los anteojos puestos... jajajaaaaaa XDDDDDDDD
Me parto de la risaaaaa XDDDDDD
¡¡Muchas gracias por ponerlo, me he reido mucho!!
De nada, ¡y lo que te falta por ver!
I think my brain just fried...
How should I put this, Sanada is too full of himself (or other word) and is a perv.
But WHY?! Oshitari of all people!! WHYYYYY!!!!!
And Yuushi's mom made it worse... *doing a Kyon pose*
Atobeeeeeee!! Come back! Yuushi's in trouble! SAVE HIM!!
And, I think all the chemicals they gave Yukimura while he's in the hospital, has finally gotten to his brain and fried it...
Why Oshitari, I'd love to know myself...
Totally agreeing on Yukimura.
SanadaxOshitari LOL XDDD;;;;;;;;;
This doujinshi is so much love ^////^
Will be waiting for the next part =D
Next part coming soon ;D
*brainbleed*
Thanks for the scans and translations ^^ Waiting for the next installment :3
You won't have to wait long ^__-
yukimura parece un bebe grande XDDDD! y yanagi... -____-
pobre akaya! extraña el maltrato... >u> será sado-masoquista? XD
que papelon el oshitari, es el que ha sufrido más el acoso de genichiro! casi me lo violan T-T
XD kabaji se ha revelado! no te quedes callado kabaji, di "si" a la libertad de expresion!
...me gustó mucho la mama de oshitari, es muy... maternal. ^^, pero como toda madre....es capaz de dañarle la vida social a uno en un segundo.
lo que me doy cuenta...es que de verdad atobe estima mucho a su equipo... sanada solo estima (desea) a oshitari! GAKUTO HAZ ALGO!
ES un bebé grande disfrazado de "mamá".
La vida social y la vida futura!!
Pues sí, Atobe es un cachopán filántropo, ya lo verás. Gakuto está flipándolo demasiado como para intervenir, me temo.
What a doujinshi... can't stop laughing right now.
Yukimura: DON!!!
And his earlier "beat Sanada to crap and put him in a bag"... hospital my ass.
Somewhat Sanada seems like the nicest out of Rikkai here XDDDDD~
And Atobe looks hot in the Rikkai uniform :9
I laughed when I read it, I laughed when I scanned it, and I was still laughing as I translated. I still laugh when I remember certain faces.
Your concept of "nice" scares me a bit!! ^____^''' What with the sadistic and gratuitous violence and all...
He does!! Then again, I think he'd look good even dressed in a garbage bag.