Kids arguing over who's GAYER
[S07-08, South Park is Gay]
[S07-08, South Park is Gay]
I couldn't finish season 7 earlier because I got hooked to S2 of True Blood, but that deserves a separate post, soon.
This season hasn't been as funny as the previous, but still had a lot of memorable moments: Ben Affleck, the Cullens -I mean- Mormons, Casa Bonita, City Airlines, the new Prime Minister of Oz-Canada and, of course, Butters.
Although I confess I really have a hard time watching whenever they make Butters suffer so much, like at the beginning of season 8, with the shuriken-in-the-eye incident. That poor kid sometimes seems right out of the Happy Tree Friends cast!!
The invasion of TV programs devoted to metrosexual fashion turns the South Park male inhabitants into metrosexuals, stating from the kids.
Look at Tweek! ♥_♥
Professor Chaos could do well in Gary Oldman's role in a SP version of The Fifth Element...
IS THAT PIP -the British student- DRESSED UP AS MADONNA!????
The kids bully Kyle because he eventually refuses to follow the metrosexual trend.
His friends don't defend him.
So, like Mr. Garrison, who's tired of this stupid fashion making his culture mainstream (and also tired of hitting on everybody at the bar, only to be told that "Oh, no, I'm not gay, I just like gay people's fashion!"), makes up his mind to...
Kill the TV crew of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy!
Mr. Slave, Garrison's partner in bed and in class, convinces them to make an alliance against the common enemy.
But when they arrive at the studio they find out that...
You are not really gay?
Not only that: those gay-eyed people are not even human. They are...
Off to the crab underworld...
...For a complete, and unwilling, crab-makeover!!
I couldn't take the craaaaab people chant out of my head for days after watching this episode...
Meanwhile, in South Park, Colorado...
It's shopping time!!
Bored mothers at the mall
When the fathers and kids clash over who's the gayer with the better fashion sense, the mothers complain that enough is enough!
And then the fathers and kids unite against them:
You are just a bunch of metrophobics, that's what you are!
So they decide to organize the...
Metro Pride Parade:
Suggestive decoration all around!
But when there is an accident and a fire breaks out, the men can't do shit because...
Oh, no, my new skin-tight jeans!!!
My shirt has just been pressed!
Back to Kyle and Mr. Garrison...
Crab Make-over complete!
The President is the final target.
Who're you gonna call?
Fed-up mothers with a vengeance
"We like our men to be MANLY!!!!"
And this was the end of the Craaaaaaaaab people's evil plans.
Once the metro fashion is over, it's...
Latino fashion time!
Ep. 07-09: Christian Rock hard
Eric Cartman discovers how to make Christian super hits by changing previous lyrics: babe, baby, etc. = Jesus, and the rest is a piece of cake
Cartman's Christian Rock Band
But greed loses him and everything goes to hell, so badly that...
Fuck you, Eric!
EVEN Butters gives him the middle finger.
Ep. 07 - 11: Casa Bonita
Cartman would go to any lengths to spend a day in Casa Bonita
It seems Butters' fate to be missing, time and again
He's been made believe the sole survivor of a zombie apocalypse
He says to the healthy (garbage staff) female that finds him. As he pulls down his pants.
(Notice the monument to Eric Cartman, his saviour)
What are you doing? They are looking for you, kid!
Heartbroken Stan joins the Goth kids and tries to recruit heartbroken Butters
But Butters turns out to be more self-assertive than Stan!
[07-15, season finale: It's Christmas in Canada]
The Okama Gamesphere
SP creators do know at least some Japanese, as evidenced in the several JP-related episodes and their crazy, mechakucha songs.
From JIM BREEN:
OKAMA【御釜; お釜; 御竈 【おかま; オカマ】 (n) (1) (See 釜) (pol) pot; (2) volcanic crater; (3) (one's) buttocks; (4) (often derog.) (uk) (col) male homosexual; effeminate man; male transvestite.
OKAMA wo HORU【お釜を掘る; 御釜を掘る 【おかまをほる】 (exp) (1) (See 釜を掘る) to perform anal sex; to bugger; to sodomize; to sodomise; (2) to crash a car into the back of another (usu. used in the passive voice); to rear-end
(pot... yeah... everything seems to be connected in both languages.)
Follow THE ONE Canadian Brick Road!
/End of season 7.
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